tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4237557245915579246.post5152100855349867466..comments2023-07-05T09:39:37.664-04:00Comments on Rhymes with Salad: Tie My Arm, I Need a TV FixThe A.G.Bhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06756562199306261964noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4237557245915579246.post-69391603022616385202010-01-17T06:30:34.282-05:002010-01-17T06:30:34.282-05:00I have three problems with Denzel as Jack Bauer.
...I have three problems with Denzel as Jack Bauer.<br /><br />1. Denzel is too big of a name. Why would he waste 4-10 years of his life playing the same, stale character when he could be off chasing Oscar gold? Plus, when we see him, we will think "Denzel Washington" and not "Jack Bauer"<br /><br />2. Denzel is too old. We don't want a 55-year-old attaching electrodes to terrorists' balls.<br /><br />3. Denzel is too tall. Part of the underrated charm of Jack Bauer is how absurdly short Kiefer Sutherland is. So just like Connery set the example for Bond as tall, dark and handsome, I think Sutherland sets the example for Bauer as short, pale and grungy.The A.G.Bhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06756562199306261964noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4237557245915579246.post-47721384355012142122010-01-17T03:30:21.941-05:002010-01-17T03:30:21.941-05:00Denzel Washington.Denzel Washington.Wooziehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11637072916156389703noreply@blogger.com