So in the spirit of giving and taking, I would like to offer you all a glimpse at my abridged Christmas wish list for on this holiest of all days. Things I wished for Christmas 2008:
- World Peace
- Laser vision
- My two cats to combine to become a Jaguar and kill all of my enemies
- My two front teeth
- A Cavaliers Championship
- An Indians World Series
- A Browns win
- Red Ryder carbine-action-200-shot range model air rifle
- Sam Raimi to personally apologize to me for Spiderman 3
- A life-time supply of Skittles
- The ability to smell colors
- My very own House of Cosbys
- A consistently good run of Heroes episodes
- To finally receive that Hogwarts acceptance letter that has been lost in the mail for over seven years.
- A Facebook group called "Bojalad is da man!'
- Santa Claus to just give me my presents in person and cut this whole "under the tree" crap.
- And finally...a comment from someone other than my brother or girlfriend on Bojay's.
How many of those do you think will come true? I have the Over/Under at 1.6.
Thanks for reading, now go drink some egg-nog.